Killing myself out of boredom

I'm going to kill myself out of boredom
I'm gonna drink and eat chips till I do
I'll sit me down and watch tv
in front of a sport or two
it may be tennis, it may be golf
or some preseason football will do.

I'm killing myself out of boredom
I'm posting this song on the net
As if it was some kind of marvel
and I ain't even finished it yet

I'm talking myself out of living
cause I looked out the window today
and it's raining again, so who gives a shit
about anything here, anyway?