Bump me for gold
New Posting Rates are now in effect
Starting tonight, the following new thread posting rates will be in effect: If you post anything at all on one of my threads, you will receive ten cents (American) for the first post, and five cents for each post thereafter. There is NO LIMIT to how many times you may collect this bonus. If you post an actual response, you will receive an additional two cents per post. If the response is positive or can somehow be construed as praise or admiration of me, you may receive an additional bonus at my discretion. If you post a straight line that I am able to use to make an actual joke, you are guaranteed a one time payment of One dollar, limited to one such payment per thread, per day. If the joke is at your expense, I'll add twenty five cents. If it is a particularly cruel but funny joke, I'll sneer at you with contempt and toss you whatever change I have left in my pocket. All posters will be paid at the end of the month, so keep good records to ensure that I don't cheat the crap out of you with creative bookkeeping and such, and start bumping me for gold!
New Posting Rates are now in effect
Starting tonight, the following new thread posting rates will be in effect: If you post anything at all on one of my threads, you will receive ten cents (American) for the first post, and five cents for each post thereafter. There is NO LIMIT to how many times you may collect this bonus. If you post an actual response, you will receive an additional two cents per post. If the response is positive or can somehow be construed as praise or admiration of me, you may receive an additional bonus at my discretion. If you post a straight line that I am able to use to make an actual joke, you are guaranteed a one time payment of One dollar, limited to one such payment per thread, per day. If the joke is at your expense, I'll add twenty five cents. If it is a particularly cruel but funny joke, I'll sneer at you with contempt and toss you whatever change I have left in my pocket. All posters will be paid at the end of the month, so keep good records to ensure that I don't cheat the crap out of you with creative bookkeeping and such, and start bumping me for gold!
